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Single-sculler.
Adinócka.

Cream coloured.
Krémovyj.

Here is a customs official.
Éta satrúdnik tamózhni.

Do you speak Icelandic?
Vy gavaríte pa-islánski?

Who has eaten the piano?
Kto s'el pianíno?

I am a stucco worker.
Ja rabótaju stukatúrom.

How tall is my dentist?
Kakój rost u moegó zubnóva vrachá?

I've had... bubonic plague/typhus fever/scabies.
U menjá bylá...  chuma/sypnój tif/chesótka.

Will you get my camera washed for me?
Vy pomóete moj fótaapparátt?

Which health resorts have fermented mare milk?
Na kakíh kurórtah est' brozhenoe malokó?

We haven't taken your stupid princess.
My ne ukráli tvojú glúpuju prinzésu.

With thanks to Lidia Bozhevolnaya for corrections and additions.

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