Art GalleryGnomes
LanguagesFront PageDaniil Kharms
TheoriesCinema

Hebrew


Soldering iron.
Malchem.

Door hinge.
Tzir.

Ah, he tickles my ear...
Ah, hu medagdeg oti ba'ozen...

I am tired of looking at these ridiculous dolls!
Nim'as li lir'ot et ha'bubot hamtumtamot ha'ele!

I prefer playing backgammon with grammophone records.
Ani ma'adif lesachek shesh-besh be'taklitim.

All your snails are spastics!
Kol ha'chelzonot shelcha aviti'im!

It is forbidden to play basketball in the cinema.
Asur lesachek kadursal betoch beit-ha'kolnoa.

Where can one find a reliable soap-importer?
Eifo motz'im jevuan-sabon meheiman?

Can your rabbi come out and play with us today?
Ha'im ha'rav shelcha jachol latzet lesachek itanu ha'jom?

Who put a crocodile in the dish-washer? It has eaten all the plates!
Mi hotir tanin be'mediach-ha'kelim? Achshav hu achal et kol ha'tzalachot!

With many thanks to Erik Brown Thomsen and Jan E. Balling for this course.

WARNING:
This page contains pork